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第二季 第6集 The One With the Baby on the Bus 3 ROSS: Well, there's no way I'm gonna get a shot. Maybe they can take the needle and thquirt it into my mouth, you know, like a thquirt gun. DOCTOR: Hello, there. I'm Dr. Carlin. I see someone's having an allergic reaction. MONICA: Doctor, can I see you for just a minute please? My brother has a slight phobia about needles. ROSS: Did you tell him about my thquirt gun idea? MONICA: My brother, the PhD would like to know if there's any way to treat this orally. DOCTOR: No, under these circumstances it has to be an injection, and it has to be now. ROSS: Tho? ROSS: Ohhh. MONICA: That's good, have a seat. Um, the doctor says it's gotta be a needle. You're just gonna have to be brave, ok? Can you do that for me? ROSS: Ok. MONICA: Ok. Oh boy. You are doin' so good. You wanna squeeze my hand? All right, Ross, don't squeeze it so hard. Honey, really, don't squeeze it so hard! Oh, Ross! Let go of my hand! CHANDLER: That's a good plan, Joe. Next time we wanna pick up women, we should just go to the park and make out. Taxi, taxi! JOEY: Hey, hey, look at that talent. CHANDLER: Just practicing. You're good. Carry on. GIRL 1 ON BUS: Hey, you. He's just adorable. CHANDLER: Ok, but can you tell him that, because he thinks he's too pink. GIRL 2 ON BUS: So what are you guys out doing today? JOEY: Oh we're not out. No, no. We're just uh, two heterosexual guys, hanging with the son of our other heterosexual friend, doin' the usual straight guy stuff. CHANDLER: You done? JOEY: Yeah. GIRL 1: Oh, there's our stop. JOEY: Get outta here. This is our stop too. GIRL 2: You guys live around here too? JOEY: Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. We live in the building by the uh sidewalk. CHANDLER: You know it? JOEY: Hey, look, since we're neighbors and all, what do you say we uh, get together for a drink? GIRL 1: So uh, you wanna go to Marquel's? CHANDLER: Oh, sure, they love us over there. GIRL 2: Where's your baby? CHANDLER AND JOEY: Ben! Ben! Ben! CHANDLER: Oh, that's good. Maybe he'll hear you and pull the cord. BOTH: Stop the bus! Wait! Wait! Wait! MONICA: Are you sure he didn't break it because it really hurts. DOCTOR: No, it's just a good bone bruise. And, right here is the puncture wound from your ring. ROSS: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. Sorry. Sorry! Hey! Hey! I got my s's back! Which we can celebrate later. Celebrate. PHOEBE: ... with the double double double-jointed boy. Hey. So um, are you the professional guitar player? STEPHANIE: Yeah. I'm Stephanie. PHOEBE: Right. My name was on there, but now it just says "carrot cake". So, um, so um, how many chords do you know? STEPHANIE: All of them. PHOEBE: Oh yeah, so you know D? STEPHANIE: Yeah. PHOEBE: Ok, do you know A minor? STEPHANIE: Yeah. PHOEBE: Ok, do you know how to go from D to A minor? STEPHANIE: Yeah. PHOEBE: Ok. Um, so does your guitar have a strap? STEPHANIE: No. PHOEBE: Oh. Mine does. Stephanie knows all the chords. CHANDLER: Come on, pick up, pick up! Hello? Transit Authority? Yes, hello. I'm doing research for a book, and I was wondering what someone might do if they left a baby on a city bus. Yes I do realize that would be a very stupid charact er. JOEY: Hi, here's the deal. We lost a carseat on a bus today. It's white plastic, with a handle, and it fits onto a stroller. Oh, and there was a baby in it. He wants to talk to you again. RACHEL: Ok, everybody, let's give a uh nice warm Central Perk welcome to-- (总181)
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